Review: Total Euphoria
I’m cranky because this weekend was the pits. Friday sucked, Saturday was so-so, and Sunday was deplorable until late Sunday night when Tyler got home and had me lay on him and cry about my (for once, not rape-related) problems and then spooned me until morning. Boo!
Then I remembered- Oh shit! I have to masturbate!
Me: My sex toy review is due today!
Tyler: You have a masturbation deadline?
Me: Yes!
Tyler: Your job is ridiculous.
I tested Total Euphoria.
What I enjoyed:
- It’s pretty powerful.
- It has a very unique shape, and you can use it many different ways. You can use the “bullet” looking side for clitoral simulation and conveniently hold the handle, you can have the curve part cradle the pubic bone for clitoral and labia stimulation, or insert either of the ends vaginally, all while being very ergonomic and comfortable on the hands to hold- lots of opportunities for variety and exploration.
What I didn’t enjoy:
- The highest setting (which of course is the one I need it on) was a bit loud.
- Total Euphoria is a battery eater. It ate though fresh batteries before I could orgasm. The battery changing disruption is not fun.
Overall, not a bad little guy.
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Legal Stuff:
Disclosure. I received the above product free from the manufacturer. My review of the product is based on my own personal opinion. I recommend and endorse products based on what I believe is best for my readers. I am disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission guidelines, CFR, Part 255
