A Day in the Life of a Sexologist

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Just got new stickers made! Which do like best? #foreskin #intactivist #consent #favoriteposition #feminism #sexpositive #bumperstickers Order yours at thesexologist.org

Just got new stickers made! Which do like best? #foreskin #intactivist #consent #favoriteposition #feminism #sexpositive #bumperstickers Order yours at thesexologist.org

I love when I open a drawer and it’s full of #cockrings! I’m visiting Milwaukee’s feminist/sex-positive #sexshop. #travelingsexologist #toolshedtoys @toolshedgirl

I love when I open a drawer and it’s full of #cockrings! I’m visiting Milwaukee’s feminist/sex-positive #sexshop. #travelingsexologist #toolshedtoys @toolshedgirl

#italianfestival #festaitaliana #festaMKE #milwaukee #david #cuptheballs #statuepose #sexologistonvacation

#italianfestival #festaitaliana #festaMKE #milwaukee #david #cuptheballs #statuepose #sexologistonvacation

These unsolicited dick pics in my email inbox have to stop.

I’m a very animated speaker. But if you can’t get excited about #femaleorgasm, what can you get excited about?

I’m a very animated speaker. But if you can’t get excited about #femaleorgasm, what can you get excited about?

Pointing out the clit and giving out vibrator dollars to party guests who can answer questions correctly about the anatomy, the sociology, and the politics of clits at #FemaleOrgasm101 party tonight in NYC. This how sex nerds party on Friday nights! #clitoris #vulva #sexedforgrownups #sexologist

Pointing out the clit and giving out vibrator dollars to party guests who can answer questions correctly about the anatomy, the sociology, and the politics of clits at #FemaleOrgasm101 party tonight in NYC. This how sex nerds party on Friday nights! #clitoris #vulva #sexedforgrownups #sexologist

My Female Orgasm 101 party tonight is a block from #CentralPark. #Imagine there’s no hate on vulvas. It’s easy if you try… #wheresmargeaux? #strawberryfields #nyc #vulvapuppet #travelingsexologist

My Female Orgasm 101 party tonight is a block from #CentralPark. #Imagine there’s no hate on vulvas. It’s easy if you try… #wheresmargeaux? #strawberryfields #nyc #vulvapuppet #travelingsexologist

To-do list for today:

- Pack and ship the 7 million orders I received from last night’s clearance sale.

- Teach Female Orgasm 101 for a bachelorette party in New York City.

- Catch late, or early, depending on how you look at it, flight to Milwaukee for the 8th annual trip my best friend and I take to a random city every year.

So excited!

Moving and getting rid of sex books and stuff, round 2

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m moving. For many reasons. Because the corner out front of my apartment. Because West Chester. Because it’s dumpy and shabby and the best I could afford when I was 23 and moved in here, but I can do better now. And because my sex education business is too big and my apartment is too small. My apartment is 629 square feet, and things related to my business take up 176 square feet, or over 1/4 of it (I had to calculate this for tax write off purposes). We are swimming in sex toys, sex ed props, and sex books.

This is my living room, piled high with inventory, teaching materials, shipping materials, and office papers.image

This is my hallway, boxes of sex books!

 And a plush penis.image

This is my bedroom, boxes and boxes of sex toys! And plus testicles. image

I can not live like this, and I can not work like this. I am so moving!

Round 1 of moving was going through my 10 million sex books and figuring out how to part with most of them. I agonized over this but finally decided to get two small boxes, and put the books I wanted to keep in them. After they were full, no more. The rest would be donated. It was hard and took me 2 months, but I did it. And then I found I’m missing some of my favorites that I knew were going into the keep pile. I lent them out and never got them back. If you borrowed Cunt from me, please return it! (PS: that was an entertaining discovery as I bellowed through the house without context, “I’m missing my Cunt!”

I gave some sex books to my Gram. The rest are being donated to the library, but they don’t take textbooks, so those are are currently being sold on my website for $3 if you’re a sex nerd and want a cheap textbook.  

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Round 2 of moving is going through inventory I don’t sell anymore. After closing the shop, I significantly downsized my inventory collection to mostly just a handful of products I use to demonstrate at my in-home parties. The leftover stock is now on steep clearance on my website. I have fun t-shirts for sale for $3. Sexy panties $2, lingerie as low as $7. I have a $70 harness selling for $15. Toys for $4, and high-end vibes like LELO and JimmyJane selling for a fraction of their regular price, one originally $115 now $35.

I’m confident it will all be gone by tomorrow, but anything left by morning is getting boxed and sold as a lot to a sex store. And then it will be round 3 of moving and the tale of Dr. Jill gets a new home. To be continued…

No one will treat you as good as I do
You won’t find anyone better.
I know better than you do what’s good for you.
I know you think you want to leave, but that’s because you’re crazy and don’t know any better.
I know you think I’m pestering you right now, but really I’m trying to help you.
Why?
Why?
Why do you want to leave?
You owe me an explanation
No, that explanation is not valid.
Why?
After all the years we’ve been together, and all the times I was there for you, you want to just walk away for no good reason?
Do you not understand I’m the BEST THING FOR YOU!?

Rhetoric abusers use when their partner tries to leave, or rhetoric Comcast employees use when a customer tries to cancel service? Or both?