I’m a better sexologist than I am speaking tour planner, but for a non-famous person, and without the help of an agent or some other professional skilled at these things, I’m pretty happy with how my Sex Ed Road Trip is shaping up.
That said, there are still some huge gaps I’d really like to have filled, so I arranged the schedule around a bit. In between Philadelphia and my Female Orgasm 101 party in New Orleans, I’m wide open. So I could take a southern route and hit Charlotte, Raleigh, and Atlanta, or go west, and pass Nashville, TN, and Jackson, MI. I have multiple route options depending on who books me first, and where you live. So book me first! I also added Austin, TX, Santa Fe, NM, Chicago, IL, that is of course unless someone in San Antonio, Albuquerque, or Cincinnati books me first and changes my route.
There is a method to my madness.
Here’s a map. If where you live is covered in red, I *may* take a route by your house, and therefore you should email me at firstname.lastname@example.org to book an in-home party and/or college workshop before someone else does and takes me on a different direction that day, not by your house. Or if you’re more of a list person, here’s a list with all the possible cities I’ll pass and the dates.
Why should you care?
Because sex ed is important! And fun! And having a sexologist come speak at your school is super cool and having a sexologist come speaking in your living room is even cooler! Plus, it’s super cheap. Everyone I do sex ed with along Sex Ed Road Trip cost shares in the travel expenses, making the cost to bring me out approximately $20-30 per person instead of the $200-$300 per person it might cost to bring me out independently of the speaking tour, where you’d bear the full cost of my airfare/hotel/car rental/speaking fee yourself. Yes, this is SOCIALIZED SEX EDUCATION! Take advantage of it!
Female Orgasm 101 is the most popular pick so far, but for your party, we could also do Fellatio 101, Kama Sutra Positions 101, a fun sex trivia game, or a sex toy demo. For your school, we can do everyone’s fav “Sex: Am I Normal?”. I also have topics ranging from pleasure, slut-shaming, sex education, and safer sex, so let’s do this! Email email@example.com to get the ball rolling!
All events during Sex Ed Road Trip must be finalized by August 12, less than 1 week from today!