I was not born yesterday. Please do not send me pictures of your penis under the guise of wanting “professional advice” about your size. Not that this is a service I provide, but if you had an actual problem that somehow required me to look at your penis, and you really wanted a *professional* interaction, you would inquire first about making an appointment for the use of my time, and only show photo of problematic penis after you were asked, not just send an unsolicited dick pic such that a photo of your genitals is the first thing I see when I open the correspondence. If you were concerned about an intestinal issue, would you make an appointment with a gastroenterologist, and provide a stool sample if recommended by the doctor (the *professional* way to proceed), or would you just drop off some turds on the doc’s front steps unannounced? Yeah, it’s like that. #sexologistproblems.